How To Avoid The Flu (quick easy tips)
Apparently the flu can kill people?? Who knew!
Honestly I thought it was like when people tell you not to eat raw cookie dough because of salmonella poisoning… like it was made up.
Wait. Scratch that, that’s a real thing too.
BACK TO THE FLU!
3 quick ways to NOT get the flu (and die…)
1. Wash your iPhone...or flip phone I guess but that’s just embarrassing
Use plain water and throw in some isopropyl alcohol and it’ll be clean and ready to never be put down again!
2. Avoid those airplane seat tables
Just covered in germs…
3. Avoid office coffee machine and water cooler
Yeah another excuse to spend $5 on overpriced starbucks
In all seriousness BE CAREFUL OUT THERE Y'ALL